Dainty Dogging in Denmark….

Coffee in Denmark,anyone ? Nah, let's just stick to beer...

Coffee in Denmark,anyone ? Nah, let’s just stick to beer…

 

Cosy Copenhagen… 

Copenhagen

Dadadada Denmark!

In 10 days I had visited Denmark already three times! The first time I found 150 kronas flying in front of the Old Court House… The 2nd time I visited the Carlsberg Beer Brewery… The 3rd time we saw 3 naked Danish bums who had just graduated and decided to celebrate by stripping in the centre of Denmark and flirting with all the ladies!  This one elder lady even gave him a small spank while her husband  was laughing…The Danish are very free and liberated in many ways… Especially when it comes to nudity ! You can find some girls tanning topless in some central parks.

There is  now also a new trend called ´Dogging´ which has become quite popular in Denmark. Dogging is basically like an on-line dating site except it´s mainly for sex with no-strings-attached out in the wild preferably while being watched! (ooooh ,Behave!)

 

*Dogging is a British English euphemism for engaging in sexual acts in a public or semi-public place or watching others doing so.  There may be more than two participants, both group sex and gang banging can be included. As observation is encouraged, voyeurism and exhibitionism are closely associated with dogging. The two sets of people involved often meet either randomly or (increasingly) arrange to meet up beforehand over the Internet…..

 

Bootylicious! From the Beer..Naughty statues at the brewery- this one needs head.......

Bootylicious! From the Beer..Naughty statues at the brewery- this one needs head…….

 

 

The Red Polser….(excuse the pun!)

Carlsberg

Possiby the best beer in the world…=)))

In Denmark they have some of the most delicious sausages ever! ( no Dogging Pun intended…) On almost all the streets they have a sausage stand with all types… The most popular is the red sausage, it comes with divine mustard and some special Danish tomato sauce … I had one of the most tasty ones ever at ´The Carlsberg Beer Brewery ´

 

 

The Beer Brewery

Let’s brew it ourselves…

 

 

The Famous Brewery of Carlsberg!!!

Carlsberg Brewery

Welcome!

The brewery of Carslberg is apparently the 4th biggest in the world and is definitley worth the vist (or 2 as in my case =))) It costs 70 Danish Kronas and comes with 2 beers of your choice! In the garden they also serve food too! I would definitley reccomend the sausage which is made with the special Jacobsen Lager Beer so it has a really delicate taste… I was quite the vegetarian for about 6 months, that was until I arrived in Denmark and the delicious scent of hot sausage tempted me and I couldn’t stop! haha… I loved it!  The one day I had it for like breakfast, lunch and dinner….  If you’re in Denmark- do as the Danish……and so I did….Getting back to the brewery – it is really big and interesting and they show exactly how the beer is made . There is also the biggest collection of beer from ALL over the world with an exhibition of more than 22 000 bottles!!!

 

Beer

Beer from all around the world!

 

 

My friend Stine who is 100 % Danish showed us all around and we stayed for 3 days ! We even went to see the ´Mermaid Statue…’ A statue of a mermaid close to the sea- it’s a big thing here in Denmark…(though I prefer the brewery instead..)   I really enjoyed Copenhagen and hope to visit  again soon!

 

 

 

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Some Beer Quotes… Just for Fun…

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

Benjamin Franklin quotes

 

He was a wise man (or woman;) who invented beer.”

Plato quotes

 

“Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, It makes you lean….Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”

 

“Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.”

 Egyptian Proverb